Why, doesn’t EVERYONE know that you must ASK the unicorn for their PERMISSION, first? You never treat a unicorn like an ordinary horse! You wouldn’t put a SADDLE on one! How gauche!
If you have a sugar cube, or carrot, or even some angel hair candy, for them, they certainly would view you much more kindly.
Bare-back, and nude. Duh! Should you per chance be riding it near Sedona Arizona however, when you sense a vortex, cover your left nipple and say sha-na-na…Stevie nicks just says no now… Other wise you’ll get sucked in to it, and the next thing you know, you’ll have a card table set up and be giving spiritual guidance to tourists, for the rest of your life.
ReplyQuote5#imaCatholic3 @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
First you must introduce yourself, or he or she will stab you to death with its horn
You NEED to be a virgin and only if you are will a unicorn let you ride it .First you MUST bring a gift to it. and if it accepts, you must thank it ,and then (and only then) you can ride him/her. Also remember you must hold onto the mane and only ride bareback.
Reply Quote 1# wyomugs @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
Why, doesn’t EVERYONE know that you must ASK the unicorn for their PERMISSION, first? You never treat a unicorn like an ordinary horse! You wouldn’t put a SADDLE on one! How gauche!
If you have a sugar cube, or carrot, or even some angel hair candy, for them, they certainly would view you much more kindly.
Have a polite day.
Reply Quote 2# cayuum 2 @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
Lie back close your eyes and start day dreaming
Reply Quote 3# the_surrealestate_agent @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
Playing leapfrog
Reply Quote 4# Neil M @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
Bare-back, and nude. Duh! Should you per chance be riding it near Sedona Arizona however, when you sense a vortex, cover your left nipple and say sha-na-na…Stevie nicks just says no now… Other wise you’ll get sucked in to it, and the next thing you know, you’ll have a card table set up and be giving spiritual guidance to tourists, for the rest of your life.
Reply Quote 5# imaCatholic3 @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
First you must introduce yourself, or he or she will stab you to death with its horn
Reply Quote 6# Xani @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
first you go find yourself a unicorn and then jump on it and hop over the clouds
Reply Quote 7# darkling @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
clean your boots first. don’t touch it up. don’t kick it. don’t yell faster horsie faster. hang onto the mane though.
Reply Quote 8# Catt the Points Hunter @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
Flowing cape ALWAYS on the left side.
Reply Quote 9# suggestuse @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
permission first.
Reply Quote 10# Inundated in SF @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
Well, unicorns only trust virgins–so I guess this must be a rhetorical question. Don’t sit on the horn (ouch!).
Reply Quote 11# Fantasy @ February 9, 2010 11:54 pm
You NEED to be a virgin and only if you are will a unicorn let you ride it .First you MUST bring a gift to it. and if it accepts, you must thank it ,and then (and only then) you can ride him/her. Also remember you must hold onto the mane and only ride bareback.